0626B

Alright

2006-12-31T19:13:00.000+08:00

Now, which idiot made me the GP rep?

padro

Revive!

2006-12-25T03:36:00.000+08:00

Walao eh. Why this place so dead one? Nobody update, nobody visit also!

SEE! Only 82 page loads the entire month!

Oh, by the way, merry christmas!

And most importantly, does anyone, by any chance, have the slightest of ideas what the hell we have to do for our holiday homework?

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2006-11-10T11:05:00.000+08:00

found this on the net. not sure whether you guys find this interesting but at least you can play around with this when you are seriously bored. like me...
here is the demo...quite cool actually. check it out

now try it yourselves!
line rider

create your very own rollarcoaster. rmb to showcase to the class your masterpiece =)

(,")christine(",)

lets grow fat and die in an expensive way

2006-11-02T11:38:00.000+08:00

IJC PE department is very concern of innovians eating unhealthy food, they stop the canteen stalls from selling our delicious roti prata they are only allowed to sell fried food on wed. since other days are not allow to sell fried food or prata, our indian stall decided that they...cook non-fried food with extra oil.

but 0626B still love it~

maybe the aunty know that 26B never stop eating...she decided to charge us $6.50 for THIS

7 hasbrowns and 1 small plate of chicken with oil. we could have jolly well went to shreeya's favourite Macdonald for a Mcspicy meal!
after eating...we decided to find out whether it is the chicken that cost $2 or the oil...we pour the oil into a bottle cap...

we are quite convinced that we are paying $2 for the oil...
now we shall all grow fat and die...

Stick-shoved-up-ass elites

2006-10-30T19:26:00.000+08:00

Coming from a lesser Junior College, we cannot help but feel insecure over our future. But no, we, lower class people cannot complain because the world is about winners and losers. It's only sad when people who could be winners are marginalised and oppressed. Are we starving? Have we been denied an education? Have we been forced into child prostitution? Have dear us had our clan massacred by the government? NO! So we cannot complain! Because we are stupid crackpots. The sadder class. Too often, we, both the neighborhood poor and the red-taloned socialites, kid ourselves into believing that our society, like most others, is compartmentalized by breeding. Ridiculous. We are a tyranny of the capable and the clever, and the only other class is the complement.

The product of the elite schools in Singapore that hoards the elite share of the tax payers money. What a nice girl this Ms Wee Shu Min is, waking us up to the harsh realities of the world. Must thank her leh. Since she have a MP father (who defended her), is from RGS and RJC, have received the Prime Minister Book Award and not to mention her G-cup boobs. She must be smarter and be able to see further than ~~most~~ all of us. They elite leh! We are just one of many wretched, undermotivated, overassuming leeches in our country, and in this world.

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Now, go fix their toilet/air-con/tap, sweep their floor, clean their toilet, drive their taxi and please, get out of their elite uncaring face.

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Ever wondered if...

2006-10-25T18:28:00.000+08:00

Have you ever wondered if the chairs in LT1 come alive and sing and dance around ala fairy tales when no one is watching them?

Before you give me a resounding 'NO', did you know that particles react differently under observation?

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(zaki, i'm still waiting for your rebuttal)

Stop Posting Nonsensical Stuff!?

2006-10-10T14:55:00.000+08:00

5 days ago:

Finally, today:

Now, is blogger trying to hint us something? Are we supposed to stop posting nonsensical stuff and post something intelligent? :P

2006-10-01T21:04:00.000+08:00

Happy National Day!

opps...i mean China's national day...haha...and they are suppose to have 1 week holiday...jia wen why are u still mugging for exam?! =X

Important

2006-10-01T00:28:00.000+08:00

I have an important announcement to make.

HAPPY CHILDREN'S DAY!

[*ruLebreAkeR.

2006-09-19T23:56:00.000+08:00

[*ruLebreAkeR.

ahhh so sad =( sadder than all those shitty videos in youtube combined together

Get Real

2006-09-14T21:38:00.000+08:00

Study hard, get promoted, do well in your 'A' levels, get enlisted for NS (for males), ORD, get into a University, obtain a degree, get a job.

It that's what you are thinking, that live is all comfy and your future is bright, think again. It's time to get real! Singapore's fresh graduates are in danger of becoming the new poor.

In 2000 the number of graduates without work stood at 6,500. By 2001 the total number of unemployed with tertiary education stood at 20,800.

Singapore's Fresh Graduate: A New Poor

Link found on the MLG duscussion board.

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The turtles are taking over the world!

2006-09-04T22:17:00.000+08:00

Is your MSN messenger looking something like this? No, its not a virus, and neither are turtles taking over the world. Apparently, Steve "Crocodile Hunter" Irwin have just passed away. He is well-known for toying with his own (and his daughter's) life, playing around with dangerous snakes and crocodiles. But his luck finally ran out when he became only the 3rd stingray attack casualty in Australian waters. Australia, wildlife lovers and the world at large have lost a wonderful character.

Crikey!

R.I.P.

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addendum: There are more and more turtles appearing on MSN! Perhaps the turtles really ARE taking over the world and the stingray is just a ploy to distract us!

The best I've seen:

You can always trust the MEAN one to come up with the meanest things to say.

There is nothing wrong with this photo

2006-09-01T20:11:00.000+08:00

I repeat. There is NOTHING wrong with this photo.

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Why Teaching Sucks

2006-08-30T21:57:00.000+08:00

As teachers' day comes around, a teacher laments how the education system makes teaching a chore.

Why I Hate Teaching

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Priceless

2006-08-29T19:48:00.000+08:00

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Talking Cock in Parliament

2006-08-28T23:24:00.000+08:00

Imagine Talking Cock founders Colin Goh and Woo Yen Yen. Imagine actor Hossan Leong. Imagine bloggers mrbrown and Mr Miyagi. Imagine Alex Au (yawning bread). Imagine the old parliament house. Now put all these images together. This is what you get. Fun, fun and more fun.

Video clips here.

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Bid for Interhouse Medal

2006-08-21T21:12:00.002+08:00

didn't know that our sch interhouse medal actually worth money! check this out.

Presenting a unique opportunity for all Innova JC students, an interhse Futsal medal is up for sale!!!!

The third place medal, painstakingly won by Aquila Team 1, embodies the blood and sweat(literally) put in by team members who fought back from a devastating( and UNEXPECTED) lost in round 1 to losing to the Champions in the quarter finals! Go Aquila Go!!!

The medal is a one-in-a-lifetime object, no longer would there be any interhouse games( unless you get retained la >.< TOUCH wood!!!, or if u even consider Aces day as a competition zzzz) and here's a chance for YOU to own an object of Innovian History! RawR?

The medal would be bidded for in an Auction. A wide range of bids will be available to cater to the huge variety of Innovians! All bids start at a relatively low price and each counter bid would be raised in value of 50%.

The bids accepted/ starting bids are:
Singapore 50 cents
Malaysian 25 cents
120,000 Meso
120 WoW Gold
2,000,000 Neopoints
Divine Rapier
To bid on the medal, kindly contact 'Gomez' at 98559631. All proceeds will be donated to the NKF.

So what are you waiting for!!! Bid for a piece of history!!! GooD Luck!!!

P.S: DO Not Take this for REAL!!! :) rawr

Innova Publications

2006-08-20T15:01:00.000+08:00

Found this link from the MLG. The aim of the blog seems unclear. The author seemed to want to pursue important college issues like the Summer Test and the 'A's, but also mentioned about covering sizzling hot news and tabloids and even paparazzi-ing the school. The blog is still in its infant stage and it remains to be seen as to what it would grow to be.

Come to think of it, shouldn't the 'important college issues' be covered by the Innovian Parliament?

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Random Pictures

2006-08-11T17:28:00.000+08:00

Sentosa

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Some random National Day links

2006-08-10T22:01:00.000+08:00

NDP 2006 TV Ad (people who watched V for Vendetta should catch the irony here)

Forgotten Merlion (do you really know how to sing the Majulah Singapura?)

We Are Singapore ~~censorship~~ (another production by Royston Tan)

And our dearest well paid President who was supposed to set a good example for the citizens apparently thinks that he is too good for the NDP goodie bag.

addendum: NDP @ Simei. How more creative can you get?

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they have something to say abt our canteen food

2006-08-04T13:23:00.000+08:00

Photojournalism 26B- 01/08/06

2006-08-02T18:46:00.000+08:00

civics in the hall can be immensely boring.

for some people like jun kai, cat-napping helps to recharge those batteries

on a very long tuesday.

but for shreeya and tatya,

talking about hot guys keeps them going...

breaktime sleepyheads- jialin and tatya.

and shreeya scissorhands.

shreeya, jialin and tatya playing with padro's phone.

i think dat's jun kai at the side.

either daniel's the ladies' man or he's confused.

and last but not least...

26B at our favourite spot- the lunch table.

26B all the way

semper fidelis

zaki

2006-07-28T22:11:00.000+08:00

lol. going back to school for emergenetics. shreeya looks like she's the only one who wants to go.

semper fidelis
zaki

Our relief GP tutor

2006-07-28T14:55:00.000+08:00

This is our relief GP tutor for 2 months until Mrs Suresh comes back from maternity leave. She was supposed to be an experienced GP tutor. Supposed to have taught at several other JCs before us, or so I heard.

Supposed to be able to explain clearly, and most of all, be blardy good in English.

Lets take a look at what she writes on the board.

Even my cousins in primary school can do better.

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GP

2006-07-26T19:31:00.000+08:00

Just stumbled upon a couple of blogs on English and decided to post them here :)

weekeegeepee is a blog created by a GP teacher for notes, announcements and discussion on General Paper. There are some very useful articles on essays, comprehensions and AQs. I wonder if our experienced cleaner can do something like this. I think it would be useful if we had something like this for Econs as well. You hear me, Ms Wang?

Poblem Engrish (sic) was created to show you examples of bad English in Singapore and as a running example of how appallingly bad the standard of English in Singapore is, thus combining education with entertainment.

Is there a way to hide this post from Zaki? I don't think he needs this :P

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Stupid Things

2006-07-22T21:54:00.000+08:00

Wah. Fine Padro, you win. Blardy hell. Whack me till liddat. Ah wells. Anyways here's a list of stupid things people have said. And in case i get sued for defamation or he intends to whack me again... I hereby declare that Padro is NOT a stupid person- and that he has NOT said anything stupid so far in his entire life.

semper fidelis
zaki

"You guys line up alphabetically by height."
- Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach

"I have opinions of my own --strong opinions-- but I don't always agree with them."
- George Bush, former U.S. President

"And now, will y'all stand and be recognized."
- Gib Lewis, Texas Speaker of the House, to a group of people in wheelchairs on Disability Day

"I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first."
- George Rogers, NFL New Orleans Saint RB, when asked about the upcoming season

"FOR RENT: CONDOM... ONLY US$650."
- Ad in Jakarta Post, should have read Condo

"I didn't know Onward Christian Soldiers was a Christian song."
- Aggie Pate, at a non-denominational mayor's breakfast, Fort Worth, Texas

"Traffic is very heavy at the moment, so if you are thinking of leaving now, you'd better set off a few minutes earlier."
- Anonymous Traffic Report

"We are unable to announce the weather. We depend on weather reports from the airport, which is closed, due to weather. Whether we will be able to give you a weather report tomorrow will depend on the weather."
- Arab News report

"Next up is the Central African Republic located in central Africa."
- Bob Costas, during the parade of nations in the 2000 Summer Games in Sydney, Australia

"After playing Cameroon in the 1990 world cup finals: "We didn't underestimate them. They were
just a lot better than we thought"
- Bobby Robson

"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."
- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking campaign.

"Better make it six, I can't eat eight."
- Dan Osinski, Baseball pitcher, when a waitress asked if he wanted his pizza cut into six or eight slices

"It's time for the human race to enter the solar system!"
- Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President on the concept of a manned mission to Mars

"And here's Moses Kiptanui - the 19 year old Kenyan, who turned 20 a few weeks ago"
- David Coleman, Sportscaster

"There is Brendan Foster, by himself, with 20,000 people"
- David Coleman, Sportscaster

"Chemistry is a class you take in high school or college, where you figure out two plus two is 10, or something."
- Dennis Rodman, NBA Basketball player, on Chicago Bull's team chemistry being overrated

"The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing."
- Dizzy Dean explaining how he felt after being hit on the head by a ball in the 1934 World Series.

"Any time Detroit scores more than 100 points and holds the other team below 100 points they almost always win."
- Doug Collins, basketball commentator

"We are trying to change the 1974 Constitution, whenever that was passed."
- Donald Kennard, Louisiana state representative

"FIRST, CARRY TO FIRE."
- Instructions on a fire extinguisher

"Fiction writing is great, you can make up almost anything."
- Ivana Trump, on finishing her first novel

"I do not like this word "bomb." It is not a bomb. It is a device that is exploding."
- Jacques le Blanc, French ambassador on nuclear weapons

"We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees."
- Jason Kidd upon his drafting to the Dallas Mavericks

"I'd run over my own mother to win the Super Bowl."
- Joe Jacoby, NFL Football player, of the Washington Redskins

"To win, I'd run over Joe's mom too." - Matt Millen, NFL Football player, of the Raiders

Inspired

2006-07-22T20:49:00.000+08:00

I was so inspired by Zaki's post that I decided to post even MORE facts. This time, with a specific theme. DOGS~! :P

1. There are 701 types of pure breed dogs. (read: There are 701 types of dogs to induce fear into zaki.)
2. The Greyhound, at speeds of 45 miles per hour, is generally considered the fastest breed. (read: Zaki cannot outrun the Greyhound.)
3. French Poodles did not originate in France but in Europe where they were used as hunting dogs. (read: Poodles are hunters, Zaki.)
4. Dogs can hear far better than we can. They can register sounds up to 45,000 Hz. The Lhasa Apso is well known for its keen sense of hearing and therefore is considered a good watch dog. (read: The Lhasa Apso can hear Zaki playing his guitar from afar.)
5. Smaller dogs usually have a longer life span than larger dogs. (read: Smaller dogs live longer because they have the ability to terrorise Zaki.)
6. Puppies only open their eyes 14 days after they are born. (read: Zaki is only save from dogs for the first 14 days after they are born.)
7. Man has about 5 million smelling receptors. Compare this to various dog breeds: A Dachshund has 125 million, whilst an Alsatian 220 million. The St. Bernard has a very keen sense of smell which makes it ideal for tracking people lost in the snow. (read: The dogs can smell you, Zaki.)
8. Dogs usually have 42 teeth. (read: 42 teeth can and will leave a nasty scar, Zaki. I think it hurts too.)
9. The smartest dogs are the Jack Russell Terrier and Scottish Border collie. (read: Zaki cannot outsmart these dogs.)
10. The dumbest dog is the Afghan Hound. (read: Zaki can probably outsmart this one, but I doubt so.)

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Wah! Useless Facts!

2006-07-22T20:35:00.000+08:00

Nabei. Want compete with me with useless facts? 22 useless facts? Is that the best you can do, Zaki?

1. The harmonica is the world's most popular instrument.
2. Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.
3. Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.
4. The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.
5. No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver or purple.
6. Almonds are a member of the peach family.
7. Los Angeles's full name is "El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reina de Los Angeles de Porciuncula" - and can be abbreviated to 3.63% of its size: "L.A."
8. Tigers have striped skin, not just stripped fur.
9. "Stewardesses" is the longest word that is typed with only the left hand.
10. Many hamsters blink one eye at a time.
11. The inventor of the flushing toilet was Thomas Crapper.
12. Starfish have no brain.
13. Bulls are color blind.
14. Mosquitoes have 47 teeth.
15. Emus can't walk backwards.
16. More people are killed annually by donkeys than in airplane crashes.
17. If you ate too many carrots you would turn orange.
18. 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
19. The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.
20. Rats and horses can't vomit.
21. Whale vomit is used in perfume and the flavoring of dried fruit and tobacco.
22. It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.
23. You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.

Hah! 23! I win!

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Useless facts

2006-07-22T20:08:00.000+08:00

Yo people…
Someone has to get the ball rolling on this blog. Since no one has, I will.

A few days ago i was just talking to Sam about cooking and food so i thought I’d just put something about food here. So right here’s a list of some interesting (well, actually not all are) but useless facts about the stuff we eat and drink that no-one really needs to know. Usually only our dear friend Padro knows these kind of really mundane things. :P But anyways, they’re pretty intriguing so its nice to read stuff like this once in a while. Being Singaporeans, perhaps we should also know more about the things we consume rather than just shoveling it into our mouths like mindless gluttons. :)

semper fidelis
zaki

From amusingfacts.com:
1. A one kilogram packet of sugar will have about 5 million grains of sugar.
2. After chocolate and vanilla, orange is considered the world's most favorite flavour.
3. An American chews an average of 300 sticks of gum in a year.
4. By federal law, for a noodle to actually be a noodle it must have 5.5 percent egg solids in it, otherwise it cannot be called a noodle.
5. Chocolate contains a very small amount of caffeine. A cup of decaffeinated coffee has approximately the same amount of caffeine as in 50 M&M's.
6. Due to sugar shortages to make candy during World War II, movie theatre owners turned to popcorn, which is now the best selling snack at movie theatres today.
7. Each year there are approximately 20 billion coconuts produced worldwide.
8. Heineken beer's foam is supposed to last five minutes.
9. In a year, about 90 million jars of Skippy Peanut Butter are sold. This works out to three jars sold every second.
10. On average, a person will spend about five years eating during their lifetime.
11. Over 350 million M&M's are produced every year.
12. People living on the east coast prefer creamy peanut butter, while people living on the west coast prefer chunky peanut butter.
13. People who have eaten beetles say that it tastes like apples.
14. Quality standards for pasta were set in the 13th century by the Pope.
15. The French have a doughnut called "Nun's Fart."
16. The chemical name for caffeine is 1,3,7-trimethylzantihine.
17. The first fruit eaten on the moon was a peach.
18. The first recipe for a lasagna type dish was found to be from a British cookbook in the 14th century. Therefore, Italians were not the first ones to come up with the popular dish as believed.
19. The food that people crave the most is cheese.
20. The sandwich was invented in the 1700's. The Earl of Sandwich was gambling one day and did not want to get up to eat, so he ordered his food in between two slices of bread and that is how the sandwich was invented.
21. There was a molasses (caramel, or melted sugar) flood in Boston on January 15, 1919 that killed 21 people and injured 150 people.
22. Tomato ketchup is a good conditioner for the hair. It also helps get the greenish tinge that some blonde haired people get after swimming in water with chlorine in it.

Hello

2006-07-18T22:19:00.000+08:00

This is OUR blog. 0626B's blog. Get the username and password from me (padro) to login and start crapping. I'll change the blogskin to a nicer one some other day. Too tired now. Blardy SSS. But then again, this blogskin is not bad either. Clean and simple.

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